READY FOR THE WORLD: – She Said She Wants Some
(US Thump, 2004)
Sexy Interlude - Black-N-Mild - Booty Call - Atomic Dogg Lover - Sticky Love - Livin 2 Lives
- What We Gonna Do About That - Can't Nobody Do You Like I Do - Shout Out - Ace Boon Coon
- Page Me - Up And Down
This album is not all new material. It is material that the band had recorded in the
period 1994 - 2001. Now, the titles of these songs should have alerted me to what this
CD was actually like, but the fact was I had been enthralled by the 30 second sould
bite from one particular track. It was on the strength of that one small sample
that I bought this CD. I wish that I had heard the CD properly beforehand as I would
not have bought it. But this is all hindsight and we all know about that. This is by far
the worst of the realeases that I have purchased on Thump recently, and I cannot really
believe that Soul Express readers will want to rush out and buy this, unless they are 16 - 21
and regularly buy CDs by the likes of Mary J. Blige, Beyonce and all the rest of
the hyped, manufactured pap.
There are a few nice songs, but nothing that will make your pulse race.
Ready For The World have been on the scene for 20 years now and I have watched
with alarm as they have slipped from their pop-soul / pseudo Prince Geri-curl phase
through the swingbeat phase and now into banal teenage R&B of type of drivel we
would expect from Usher and that ilk. I am sick to the back teeth of
pathetic street clichés such as "Booty Call", "Atomic Dogs", "Just the dog in me",
going "up and down" and all the rest. The less said about "Ace Boon Coon" the better.
I recall a similar track recorded by Shanice in a moment of lunacy back in 1994.
In fact most of this set has that transitional mid 1990s swing / rap/R&B feel.
If you recall Melvin Riley had a solo effort on MCA back in 1994, and this
album contained some worthwhile tunes amongst all the street dross; this CD is more
like the dross from that set and that era and it is sad to hear a vocalist of the
caliber of Melvin stoop to such lows. "Atomic Dogg Lover" is one of the better
songs, but the vocals are so pronounced and street-styled that they are parodaic,
let alone the lyrics being trite and juvenile.
This stuff should have died with the Uptown label and what have you. May it rest in pieces.
"Livin' 2 Lives" is the first worthwhile inclusion and is atmospheric but woefully short.
Chilled and acoustic in its basic form, I feel that the band are far better concentrating
on this type of music. Certainly they must now be old enough to know better, and
this song shows that they can deliver the goods.
Now, the song sample that had excited me was from "What We Gonna Do About That".
What I was not aware of was the infuriating telephone spats betweeen the daft
cheating wife / homegirl and the spineless homeboy. This spoils what was potentially
a great, atmospheric track that has great harmonies and phrasing by Melvin
and the gents. I was severly disappointed with this song and knew that I wished
I had bought something else instead. I was, though, slightly bouyed by the short
but sweet acoustic ballad, "Can't Nobody Do You Like I Do". The quality
of this song is not great, though and the vocals are over-recorded and raspy.
I have not heard the Bootsy Collins, so cannot comment on that, but this is
by far the runt of the pack of new releases by Thump that I have bought.
I had hoped for more from the group who delivered us "Love You Down" back in 1986 -
I actually played this song recently following this purchase and it is far more
adult and superior from the material presented here. Keith Sweat is another
artist who has gone to pot in this way too. I hope that these chaps wake up
to this and begin creating real R&B for ADULTS and stop pandering to the MTV audience.
I am actually surprised that this was released at all. Must try harder, and
smacked botty time for those at Thump!
- Barry Towler